Poser musings

You may think that the poser life is a simple one. But I am here to tell you that it is indeed quite complex. While the burdern of training and racing is lifted, it takes serious effort to maintain the ability to talk smack, haul unused bicycles around, follow the pro peloton (okay this one is easy as couch time is actually enhanced), and otherwise be able to jump into any cycling-related discussion as if you are a worthy, active participant. The hardest part is, of course, occasionally stuffing yourself into a team kit that fit beautifully a few short years ago. I am a sausage.